It may be because I've been stuck in a house with three dudes since March. It may be because I'm in Ohio and my oldest girlfriends are in Virginia. It may be because it's only the best day ever.
Whatever the reason, I am ready as hell to celebrate Galentine's Day this year. That's why I'm buying all my bestest besties excellent gifts to celebrate since we can't get together to eat waffles and indulge in bottomless mimosas.
(But if you think for a fucking second that's not how I'm celebrating by myself while fending off my husband and sons because dudes don't get waffles on Galentine's Day, you are sorely mistaken.)
Galentine's Day Gifts for Your Bestest Besties
Less Than Ladylike Totes
Whether your friend is into knitting, reading, a little witchcraft, or just profanity in general, we've got a tote bag for her. Choose from one of our four delightfully swear-y designs perfect for everyone.
Made from high-quality, heavy canvas material, LTL tote bags are printed with eco-friendly, water-based ink to ensure that you aren’t hurting the environment in your bid to save it. They are also gusseted and reinforced so that you can carry as much as you want without worrying about the handles or bottom failing.
Golden Girls Product from Guy Piper
Y'all. Guy Piper is all over perfecting products inspired by the original #squadgoals foursome. Wine glass. Pint glasses. Key chains. Coozies. Stickers. Enamel pins. T-SHIRTS!
Honestly, it's better than what I imagine the gift shop would be like at the pretend Golden Girls museum that I visit in my mind on dreary days. (Don't judge. You'd love it there too.)
Life Would Succ Without You Gift Set
For all of us who are incapable of keeping plants alive, a succulent is the perfect gift. It's green. It's cute. And it's pretty easy to keep alive with a lot of benign neglect. This one comes with an adorable, personalized box and a cute ass note with a pun. You can't lose with this one.
An Empowering as Fuck Puzzle
If there's anything that this pandemic has taught us it's the value of a good puzzle. (Well unless you have an asshole cat that keeps trying to sleep on them and ends up knocking them off the table.) They're a great way to pass the time and ignore everything going on around you. They're also fun!
Honestly, they're even more fun if they're beautiful to look at and honor some amazing women trailblazers. The "Nevertheless She Persisted" 1000 piece puzzle from Cobble Hill hits all of those requirements. Your bestest gal pal will love it.
Solutions and Other Problems by Allie Brosh
Allie Brosh is one of my all-time favorite internet comics. Her poignant descriptions of her struggles with anxiety and depression make me feel less alone. Her hilarious recounts of her childhood exploits make me laugh so loud my family worries about me. Her new book is guaranteed to find a loving home with whoever you gift it to.