Less Than Ladylike Masks
Less Than Ladylike Masks
Less Than Ladylike Masks
Less Than Ladylike Masks
Less Than Ladylike Masks
Less Than Ladylike Masks
Less Than Ladylike Masks
Less Than Ladylike Masks
Less Than Ladylike Masks
Less Than Ladylike Masks
Less Than Ladylike Masks
Less Than Ladylike Masks
Less Than Ladylike Masks
Less Than Ladylike Masks
Less Than Ladylike Masks
Less Than Ladylike Masks
Less Than Ladylike Masks

Less Than Ladylike Masks

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Masks are the hottest new accessory this season, especially since they’re pretty much mandated wherever you go. So why shouldn’t you have a mask that allows you to express your innermost thoughts about the assholes who aren’t wearing them?

Our masks are handmade in Nevada by sewing queen Diana Girtain. (She used to design and sew costumes for legit opera companies. She knows what she’s doing.) Her masks are cotton, double lined, reversible, won’t suck in when you breathe, have a pocket for a filter (not included), and have a bendable nose piece that prevents your glasses from fogging up. They check all the boxes!

Diana has partnered with her local 4-H and is using all the leftover fabric to sew masks to donate to the Navajo reservation in Arizona. Since the start of the pandemic, she has donated over 200 masks to schools, hospitals, and the reservation. 🥰🥰

Choose from a variety of color options so you can express yourself in all the sweary ways. Collect them all!

  • I'm Speaking - Pink floral "I'm Speaking" print on the outside and a lovely rainbow stripe on the inside!
  • Bitch Please, I'm a Unicorn - The sassiest unicorn ever on the inside and rainbow hearts on the outside.
  • Grab Bag - Black Foil outside and a surprise liner inside! The liner will be one of the other listed fun fabrics.
  • Fresh Out of Fucks - Pink floral Fresh Out of Fucks inside and cream with metallic gold flecks on the outside.
  • WTF - Black WTF print on the outside and beautiful florals on the inside.
  • Eat a Bag of Dicks - Blue florals on the outside and my favorite expression to teach non-English speakers on the inside: Eat a Bag of Dicks!
  • 6 Feet Motherfucker/Back the Fuck Off - Light blue with gold foil on the outside and the classic "Back the Fuck Off" and "6 Feet, Motherfucker" on the inside.
  • Busy Doing Epic Shit (XL) - Navy blue outside and grey patterned inside, with "Busy Doing Epic Shit." This mask is in the XL size, so it's perfect for a larger fit!

Sizing information:

  • Regular: Fits 11” - 16”. Perfect for most teens and adults.
  • XL: Fits 12” - 20”. Great for men and other people who are uncomfortable with standard size masks.

To measure: Measure from ear across top of nose to other ear.


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