Less Than Ladylike Shower Gel

Does anyone else remember those Herbal Essence commercials that were incredibly uncomfortable to watch with your parents? It’s always been a dream of mine to actually own a shower product that would replicate those commercials. Since we haven’t (yet) expanded into, ahem, bedroom products, this shower gel is the closest we’ve gotten. Give your daily shower routine the upgrade you’ve been (wet) dreaming about!

Scent Options

Fresh Out of Fucks - Tangerine, mango, and not giving a fuck.

Rich Bitch - Santal, coconut, and dolla dolla bills, y’all.

Go The Fuck to Sleep - Lavender and sweet dreams

Witchy Woman - Forest herbs and cleansing bonfires.

MILF - Amber, dark musk, and Stacy's mom. 

Ingredients

Water, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Sodium Lauroyl Sarcosinate, PEG-80 Glyceryl Cocoate, PEG-150 Distearate, Fragrance, Panthenol, Wheat Amino Acids, Glycerin, Salt, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Benzyl Alcohol, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Laureth-4, Glycol Distearate.

Directions

Lather up in the shower, explode with desire, and rinse clean!