Merry As Fuck

Merry As Fuck:

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas! Your tree may be fake, but this candle has the smell covered...without all the needles everywhere. Close your eyes and it's like you're standing in the middle of a crisp evergreen forest, surrounded by snow and the piney scent of fraser fir. You'll be feeling Merry As Fuck with this classic Christmas candle. 

Smells like:

Cypress, evergreen, fir, cedar, lemon peel, amber, moss.

Heads up: This scent may be evergreen, but it's only available seasonally! Chop yours down and strap it to the roof before it dries out and all the needles fall off...or something.

What is it?:

These 8.5 oz candles are hand-poured and packaged in small batches right here in our Virginia studio. Made with sustainably grown soy wax, carefully curated fragrances, and a whole lot of sass.

WARNING! To avoid potential injury, property damage, and a huge mess:

• Trim wick to 1/4" inch before burning every time.
• Keep away from children and pets.
• Don't leave anything burning unattended.
• Do not touch hot glass or wax.
• Only burn on a heatproof surface.
• Do not move candle or burner while wax is liquid.
• Keep candle away from all flammable objects.
• Discontinue candle use when wax reaches 1/2" from the bottom of the jar.
• Do not burn candles for more than 3 hours at a time.
• Do not add water.