All handmade. All the time. Because mass produced candles can eat several dicks. 💜
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All handmade. All the time. Because mass produced candles can eat several dicks. 💜
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NCLEX then chill candle, glass jar, bronze lid, rose gold script reading NCLEX and chill
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NCLEX Then Chill

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NCLEX Then Chill:

It’s 3am. You’re ass-deep in your pharmacology text book. It’s cold, it’s dark, and the room smells like dried tears. If this sounds familiar, then dry your eyes and grab a lighter. No, not for the textbooks—you still need those for a while. Light up your new “NCLEX then chill” candle, to calm your nerves with the smell of purifying herbs and a roaring bonfire. It’s almost as good as alprazolam. Almost.

This limited edition candle release is a collab with Meris, who just kicked the NCLEX's ass and knows what she's talking about!

Smells like:

Sage, lavender, rosemary, fraser fir, cedar, cypress, sandalwood, smoke. 

What is it?:

These 8.5 oz candles are hand poured and packaged in small batches right here in our Virginia studio. Made with sustainably grown soy wax, carefully curated fragrances, and a whole lot of sass.

WARNING! To avoid potential injury, property damage, and a huge mess:

  • Trim wick to 1/4" inch before burning every time.
  • Keep away from children and pets.
  • Don't leave anything burning unattended.
  • Do not touch hot glass or wax.
  • Only burn on a heatproof surface.
  • Do not move candle or burner while wax is liquid.
  • Keep candle away from all flammable objects.
  • Discontinue candle use when wax reaches 1/2" from the bottom of the jar.
  • Do not burn candles for more than 3 hours at a time.
  • Do not add water.

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