Less Than Ladylike Fragrances
You asked and we’ve delivered! Now you can smell like your fave LTL scent all damn day. Our scents are designed to be light but lasting so you will only overpower people with your strong-ass personality and not your perfume. (We’ll leave the overpowering smells to the teenage boys and sleazy men who bathe in Axe body spray.)
Our perfumes are crafted with only two ingredients: jojoba oil and fragrance. They come in a glass tube with a stainless-steel rollerball for easy application.
Available in three sizes.
- 0.5mL sample
- 5mL rollerball
- 10mL rollerball
Fresh Out of Fucks: When you have literally zero fucks left to give, revel in this bright. fruity scent, featuring juicy tangerine and mango to elevate your mood. Or just wear it whenever because it brightens your day. Smells like: tangerine, mango, peach, green leaves, papaya, vanilla, tonka.
MILF: Sometimes you just need to feel damn sexy. MILF will help you do just that, even when you’re camped out for day 3 of your Netflix binge in sweats. Sensual amber with notes of mandarin and sandalwood will fool even the closest snuggler about whether your musk is intentional or not. Smells like: amber, dark musk, sandalwood, mandarin, cedar leaf.
Witchy Woman: Cast an intoxicatingly earthy spell with the herbal magick of Witchy Woman. Like a midnight gathering in the forest, complete with purifying herbs and a roaring bonfire. Smells like: sage, lavender, rosemary, fraser fir, cedar, cypress, sandalwood, smoke.
Go the Fuck to Sleep: When you need to destress from your day, swipe on our light lavender scent for an instant hit of relaxation. Helps with screaming kids, annoying coworkers, partners that JUST DON’T LISTEN, and that guy at the coffee shop that pretends he’s the end-all, be-all of coffee knowledge. Smells like: lavender, bergamot, lemon, cedar.