Less Than Ladylike Foaming Hand Soap

Opinion: foaming hand soap is the best of all hand soaps. The bubbles are fun to play with. It lasts longer than gels. The scents are gentle, yet delightful. And, best of all, it gets rid of the dirt and germs that brought you to the sink in the first place. 

Scent Options

Fresh Out of Fucks - Tangerine, mango, and not giving a fuck.

Rich Bitch - Santal, coconut, and dolla dolla bills, y’all.

Go The Fuck to Sleep - Lavender and sweet dreams

Witchy Woman - Forest herbs and cleansing bonfires.

MILF - Amber, dark musk, and Stacy's mom. 

Ingredients

Water, Fragrance, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Sodium Lauroyl Sarcosinate, PEG-80 Glyceryl Cocoate, PEG-150 Distearate, Panthenol, Wheat Amino Acids, Glycerin, Salt, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Benzyl Alcohol, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Laureth-4, Glycol Distearate.

Directions

Wash your damn hands. Rinse. Shake bottle before use.