Fall products have launched! Be sure to check them out, including the return of the Notorious Apples & Honey scent!
Fall products have launched! Be sure to check them out, including the return of the Notorious Apples & Honey scent!
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Less Than Ladylike Body Lotion
Less Than Ladylike Body Lotion
Less Than Ladylike Body Lotion
Less Than Ladylike Body Lotion
Less Than Ladylike Body Lotion
Less Than Ladylike Body Lotion
Less Than Ladylike Body Lotion

Less Than Ladylike Body Lotion

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It puts the lotion on the skin… Ok, so maybe not the best intro to a product description but our shea and aloe enhanced body lotion will have your skin feeling so soft it would be a crime not to show it off.


Scent Options

Fresh Out of Fucks - Tangerine, mango, and not giving a fuck.

Rich Bitch - Santal, coconut, and dolla dolla bills, y’all.

Go The Fuck to Sleep - Lavender and sweet dreams

Witchy Woman - Forest herbs and cleansing bonfires.

MILF - Amber, dark musk, and Stacy's mom. 


Ingredients

Water, Glyceryl Stearate, Isopropyl Myristate, Caprylic/Capric Triglycerides, Stearic Acid, Cetearyl Alcohol, Ceteareth 20, Shea Butter, Dimethicone, Sunflower Oil, Aloe Vera, Disodium Benzophenone-4, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, DMDM Hydantoin, Fragrance.


Directions

Massage into skin and enjoy! But, you know, avoid creepy guys with wells in the basement.


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