Less Than Ladylike Body Lotion

It puts the lotion on the skin… Ok, so maybe not the best intro to a product description but our shea and aloe enhanced body lotion will have your skin feeling so soft it would be a crime not to show it off.

Scent Options

Fresh Out of Fucks - Tangerine, mango, and not giving a fuck.

Rich Bitch - Santal, coconut, and dolla dolla bills, y’all.

Go The Fuck to Sleep - Lavender and sweet dreams

Witchy Woman - Forest herbs and cleansing bonfires.

MILF - Amber, dark musk, and Stacy's mom. 

Ingredients

Water, Glyceryl Stearate, Isopropyl Myristate, Caprylic/Capric Triglycerides, Stearic Acid, Cetearyl Alcohol, Ceteareth 20, Shea Butter, Dimethicone, Sunflower Oil, Aloe Vera, Disodium Benzophenone-4, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, DMDM Hydantoin, Fragrance.

Directions

Massage into skin and enjoy! But, you know, avoid creepy guys with wells in the basement.