Less Than Ladylike Shower Gel
Does anyone else remember those Herbal Essence commercials that were incredibly uncomfortable to watch with your parents? It’s always been a dream of mine to actually own a shower product that would replicate those commercials. Since we haven’t (yet) expanded into, ahem, bedroom products, this shower gel is the closest we’ve gotten. Give your daily shower routine the upgrade you’ve been (wet) dreaming about!
Fresh Out of Fucks - Tangerine, mango, and not giving a fuck.
Rich Bitch - Santal, coconut, and dolla dolla bills, y’all.
Go The Fuck to Sleep - Lavender and sweet dreams
Witchy Woman - Forest herbs and cleansing bonfires.
MILF - Amber, dark musk, and Stacy's mom.
Water, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Sodium Lauroyl Sarcosinate, PEG-80 Glyceryl Cocoate, PEG-150 Distearate, Fragrance, Panthenol, Wheat Amino Acids, Glycerin, Salt, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Benzyl Alcohol, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Laureth-4, Glycol Distearate.
Lather up in the shower, explode with desire, and rinse clean!