Stay the Fuck Home

Stay the Fuck Home:

We are living in the weirdest timeline. We're sheltering in place, we're suddenly homeschooling, and stores can't keep toilet paper on the shelves. While most of us are taking it pretty seriously, we all have those relatives or friends who can't seem to do their civic duty and stay the fuck home. 

Whether they just need to hear it or they just need a laugh, send them a Stay the Fuck Home candle for a message that will hopefully last longer than this quarantine!

We heard your votes loud and clear in our social media polling, so the winner of the Stay the Fuck Home scent is Red Ginger & Mango! 😍 Transport to a relaxing Thai beach with the spicy, fruity scent of Stay the Fuck Home. You'll forget that you're really on a couch in your living room!

Smells like:

Ginger, saffron, mango, coconut milk, peach.

What is it?:

These 8.5 oz candles and 3 oz melts are hand poured and packaged in small batches right here in our Virginia studio. Made with sustainably grown soy wax, carefully curated fragrances, and a whole lot of sass.

WARNING! To avoid potential injury, property damage, and a huge mess:

• Trim wick to 1/4" inch before burning every time.
• Keep away from children and pets.
• Don't leave anything burning unattended.
• Do not touch hot glass or wax.
• Only burn on a heatproof surface.
• Do not move candle or burner while wax is liquid.
• Keep candle away from all flammable objects.
• Discontinue candle use when wax reaches 1/2" from the bottom of the jar.
• Do not burn candles for more than 3 hours at a time.