Too Gay To Function

Less Than Ladylike Candle Co.


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Too gay to function candle, mean girls quote, gay candle, strawberry guava scent, glass jar, bronze lid, front view.
Too gay to function candle, mean girls quote, gay candle, strawberry guava scent, glass jar, bronze lid, back view.
Too gay to function candle, mean girls quote, gay candle, strawberry guava scent, glass jar, bronze lid, top view.
Too gay to function candle, mean girls quote, gay candle, strawberry guava scent, glass jar, bronze lid, bottom view.
Too gay to function wax melts, strawberry guava fragrance wax melts, stacked view.
Too gay to function wax melts, strawberry guava fragrance wax melts, stacked view.
Too gay to function wax melts, strawberry guava fragrance wax melts, bottom view.

Too Gay To Function:

Make every month Pride month with Too Gay To Function. This fun-loving blend of strawberry and tropical guava is as bright and sunny as our Lord and Savior Jonathan Van Ness! Snag one today and stop trying to make "fetch" happen. It's not going to happen.

Important: During Pride month, 100% of profits from Too Gay To Function were donated to Trans Lifeline, an organization dedicated to improving the quality of trans lives and fighting the epidemic of trans suicide. We raised $75 for this important cause and we're grateful for your help!

Smells like: 

Strawberry, guava, mango, passion fruit, sugar. 

What is it?:

These 3 oz melts and 8.5 oz candles are hand poured and packaged in small batches right here in our Virginia studio. Made with sustainably grown soy wax, carefully curated fragrances, and a whole lot of sass.

While the candles are good to go on their own, wax melts are meant to be used with your favorite warmer. Pop in a cube or two. Mix and match with other scents if you want. Get creative!

WARNING! To avoid potential injury, property damage, and a huge mess:

  • Trim wick to 1/4" inch before burning every time.
  • Keep away from children and pets.
  • Don't leave anything burning unattended.
  • Do not touch hot glass or wax.
  • Only burn on a heatproof surface.
  • Do not move candle or burner while wax is liquid.
  • Keep candle away from all flammable objects.
  • Discontinue candle use when wax reaches 1/2" from the bottom of the jar.
  • Do not burn candles for more than 3 hours at a time.
  • Do not add water.
  • Only use approved warmers and read the safety instructions.
  • For the wax melts, wait until wax is cool and hardened to burn a new melt. Pop it out when it's solid and pop in a new one!

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